29 April, 2004

No surprises

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My inner child is ten years old! The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost...
28 April, 2004

Projectile Vomiting - latest Olympic sport dominated by Librarian

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This was the subject line of an e-mail I received today. And it is true, while showing a visiting author around the local area I managed wha...
23 April, 2004

Get off my soddin' Hovercraft

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We've been dishing out trespass notices the last few days to patrons who insist on beating the living shite out of each other as an alte...
05 April, 2004

School Holidays

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The kids are taking a bit of a break from school at present. And as such there are a whole mess of the little critters running around on my ...
31 March, 2004

Titanic

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Another staff member described today as, "rearranging the shelving on the Titanic" I'm going to go home now and drink mo...
30 March, 2004

Fame Awaits

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Tell Tarantino There is at present a film crew in our library. Theyíre filming a commercial and I confess I have been watching them rather ...
29 March, 2004

Secondpost ? today!

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I don't know if it is the ADHD or just that I'm an arsehole, but the world if full of people who know my name. But I don't know ...

Theft

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It's the bane of my life at the moment. Nothing I seem to do can make the library secure because I have firemen telling me that I can...
25 March, 2004

Interesting day today

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Storytime morning and I was surrounded by the preschoolers. (where else in a library would you find the ADHD boy?) Anyway I was half way t...