31 January, 2007
Do you remember when the arrival of a little baby panda was an amazing thing? It was the 70s and we thought they were cute and when we were asked to name them we invented nonsensical pseudo Chinese names like Lingling, because we were westerners and the world was ours and now we had our own damn pandas! Take that you commie bastards! Well, now pandas are breeding like root rats and the little buggers are everywhere. Fancy inventing stupid western names for a whole batch more of the evil communist bears? Here's how.